José Mourinho advising government on quick European exit
With Brexit talks reaching a critical point this week, the government has turned to an expert on exiting Europe. Manchester United manager José Mourinho...
English FA announces team will boycott second half of World Cup (Again)
The English Football Association has announced the England Football team will boycott the second half of the World Cup in Russia, in protest against...
NRA approved targets featuring school children to go on sale
The NRA (National Rifle Association) is to release a set of shooting targets depicting school and college kids to help passionate shooters maximise their...
Britain wins Winter Olympic Gold in Defrosting your Car with a Kettle
Brian Jenkins, from CHESTER, has won gold in the Winter Olympics in the men’s Defrosting your Car with a Kettle event. His wife, Sharon,...
Chester FC needs to raise £50,000 to pay interest on £5 Wonga loan from...
Chester FC has announced it is in deep financial bother this week as it needs to raise £50,000 by the end of the month...
English F.A. accidentally appoints wrong Neville after Phil answers Gary’s phone
The English F.A. was left red-faced this morning after they realised they had appointed Phil Neville instead of Gary Neville as the manager of...
Football fans chanting ‘is this a library?’ never set foot in a library, study...
A recent study has discovered that away football fans chanting about libraries, and how quiet the home crowd is, have actually never been in...
Man watching beach volleyball has no idea who is winning
A man has been intensely watching beach volleyball for the past four hours, but doesn’t have any idea who is winning – it has...
Gran misses sitter
During last night’s football match on BT Sport, Chester-born Michael Owen was shocked to find a gran missed a sitter.
The insomnia-curing commentator is used...
Liverpool agree £12m January deal for defender Juan Sheet
Liverpool’s leaky defence is to be shored up by Spaniard Juan Sheet, who ‘does the job of three’.
The Red Army’s defence was exposed again...
