Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey questioned by police over celebrity deaths
Arsenal and Wales footballer, Aaron Ramsey, is today being questioned by Metropolitan Police detectives over a spate of celebrity deaths.
It is alleged that Mr...
Vegan cheese added to Banned Substances List
The World Anti Doping Agency has confirmed that Vegan cheese has been added to its banned substances list. This means no athlete can consume...
Phil Jones appointed new Secretary of State for Defence
Manchester United ace, Phil Jones, has been appointed by PM Theresa May as the new Secretary of State for Defence for the United Kingdom.
The...
Jürgen Klopp to single-handedly complete stadium expansion by Sunday
Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp, expects to have the Anfield Road expansion completed by this weekend.
Klopp, who attended the ground-breaking ceremony earlier this week, didn't...
Boring James Milner parody account to SUE James Milner for copyright infringement
The PARODY Twitter account for James Milner, @BoringMilner, has announced it is suing the Liverpool player James Milner for copyright infringement.
For several years Boring...
Emma Raducanu credits Piers Morgan for her success
British tennis sensation, Emma Raducanu, has praised her mentor Piers Morgan and credited him for her latest success.
Raducanu, an immigrant to the UK (but...
Arsenal defeat unites nation in mockery of Piers Morgan
Arsenal's latest humiliating defeat has brought the country together in its dislike of famed moron, Piers Morgan.
The defeat for Arsenal has sparked the interest...
Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle
Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia.
Actress, author and all-round nut-job...
Liverpool agree £12m January deal for defender Juan Sheet
Liverpool’s leaky defence is to be shored up by Spaniard Juan Sheet, who ‘does the job of three’.
The Red Army’s defence was exposed again...
Man disappointed to find ‘Women’s Breast Stroke’ meant something else
Dean Thomas, from Ellesmere Port, was disappointed today when he had cleared his afternoon to watch the final of the Women’s Breaststroke.
Dean, who usually...
