125% of people surveyed don’t understand percentages, survey finds
A recent survey of 2,000 Ellesmere Port residents has uncovered that 125% of people have no idea how percentages work.
The survey was conducted in...
Mum OUTRAGED as teacher tells breastfeeding student ‘I hope you’ve brought enough for everyone’
An Ellesmere Port mum has spoken of her disgust at her daughter being told ‘I hope you’ve brought enough for everyone’ by her teacher...
Teenager explains why UK government’s porn block is bollocks
A random teenager, named Kevin, has explained why the recently announced porn block that hopes to restrict teenagers under the age of 18 from...
Facebook Avatars more contagious than COVID-19 – confirm experts
A second, more contagious, wave of infection has spread around the world in the last few days, it has been confirmed. While the world...
Dance group 2 Unlimited admit there is a limit after attending Speed Awareness Course
The dance duo 2 Unlimited, consisting of Belgian rapper Ray Slijngaard and Dutch singer Anita Doth, have been forced to concede there is a...
McCanns to open childminding business
Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek...
O.E.D. Confirms Collective Noun for a Group of Karens is a ‘Complaint’
The OED (Oxford English Dictionary) has confirmed in its latest release that the collective noun for a group of one or more Karens is...
Brexit Britain to Bring Back Caning in Schools
Thanks to Brexit, school children will once again behave as they used to!
New Education Secretary, Nadhim Zahawi, has made his first big promise since...
Chester student planning to work entire hour this term
A University of Chester student has announced plans to put in a full hour’s work this term, it has been revealed. The hour of...
Entire class disappears after dressing as “Where’s Wally” for World Book Day
The entire Year 3 from St. Savile's Primary School, in Ellesmere Port, has completely vanished after they all dressed as 'Wally' from the 'Where's...
