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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Government Coronavirus plan to quarantine Wirral EXPOSED

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A secret plan formed by the UK government to contain the coronavirus has been exposed. In the top-secret document, plans are detailed on how...

Piers Morgan looking for new thing at which to direct faux outrage

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Celebrity twat, Piers Morgan, was this morning looking for something at which to direct faux outrage. The over-inflated man with the over-inflated ego has previously...

‘Is this a library?’ updated post-Brexit to ‘is this a factory?’

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The popular sarcastic football chant 'Is this a library?', sung by away fans at football grounds, has been updated following Brexit. The chant is a...

Boris to AXE Child Support Agency as it’s costing him a f*cking wad

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In a bold move, Boris Johnson has announced he is axing the Child Support Agency, effective immediately, due it the amount of money the...

Thousands hospitalised playing “Drink When Boris Lies” drinking game

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Thousands of British have been admitted to hospital with alcohol poisoning after playing a popular drinking game about Boris Johnson. The game, entitled 'Drink...

‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg

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The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...

Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings

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A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...

Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration

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The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...

Furbies provide valuable insight into future Trump / Boris meetings

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As whimsical feckless moron, Boris Johnson, moves closer to taking control of the United Kingdom, a pair of Furbies has shown what a future...

Gammon Furious Polish Immigrants get their own ‘station’

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A particularly angry gammon, from Ellesmere Port, was reportedly FURIOUS today when he saw that Polish Immigrants had their own station. Kevin ‘Brains’ Thomas,...

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