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COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump

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COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative. The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...

Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings

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A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...

Piers Morgan looking for new thing at which to direct faux outrage

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Celebrity twat, Piers Morgan, was this morning looking for something at which to direct faux outrage. The over-inflated man with the over-inflated ego has previously...

Energy companies admit to government targets on culling pensioners

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It emerged this week that the nation’s Big Six energy companies are helping the government to curb the population by culling elderly customers. The...

Kevin Davy White leaves The X Factor as part of EU’s Brexit demands

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This year’s The X Factor competition has been thrown into turmoil after finalist Kevin Davey White has returned to France, amid demands from the...

Government hires YODEL to deliver Brexit

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In a move of unrivaled incompetence, the Tory government has hired parcel-delivery shirkers YODEL to deliver Brexit. YODEL, it was revealed by...

Tommy Robinson Announces De-Colouring Book

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Conformity champion and former EDL leader, Tommy Robinson, has appeared on morning television to announce his de-colouring book. The new book hopes to tap...

Michael Gove returns to animated crime-fighting job

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In a shock announcement that will further destabilise Prime Minister Theresa May’s shaky government, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has stood down from his post...

England Car Flags BANNED by Brussels

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Police instructed to issue £50 spot fines for anyone caught with them on their cars. In a parting shot against the UK, European bureaucrats...

Tommy Robinson urges supporters to boycott social media

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People's champion, Tommy Robinson, has called for his army of loyal fans to boycott social media until his Facebook account is restored.

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