COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump
COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative.
The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...
Government advises Brits to use BOTH sides of toilet paper
The UK government has issued an advisory warning to Brits to use both sides of the toilet paper in order to conserve resources.
In recent...
Government Coronavirus plan to quarantine Wirral EXPOSED
A secret plan formed by the UK government to contain the coronavirus has been exposed. In the top-secret document, plans are detailed on how...
Piers Morgan looking for new thing at which to direct faux outrage
Celebrity twat, Piers Morgan, was this morning looking for something at which to direct faux outrage.
The over-inflated man with the over-inflated ego has previously...
‘Is this a library?’ updated post-Brexit to ‘is this a factory?’
The popular sarcastic football chant 'Is this a library?', sung by away fans at football grounds, has been updated following Brexit.
The chant is a...
Thousands hospitalised playing “Drink When Boris Lies” drinking game
Thousands of British have been admitted to hospital with alcohol poisoning after playing a popular drinking game about Boris Johnson. The game, entitled 'Drink...
‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg
The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...
Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings
A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...
Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration
The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...
Furbies provide valuable insight into future Trump / Boris meetings
As whimsical feckless moron, Boris Johnson, moves closer to taking control of the United Kingdom, a pair of Furbies has shown what a future...
