Guns to be made compulsory in US schools
President Trump today announced that US school children would be forced to carry guns while on school grounds to keep them safe from any...
Drivers who hog the middle lane to be put on a register
A new law will come into effect next year that will see middle-lane hoggers put on a register.
The law, which passed with a Commons...
‘All you can drink’ pub to open in Ellesmere Port
A new pub is to open in Ellesmere Port town centre with an ‘all you can drink’ for £14.99 offer.
The pub is part of...
EU states ‘Eggy Bread’ to be named ‘French Toast’
In what politicians have dubbed a ‘cheap parting shot’, the EU has decreed that Eggy Bread must now be called French Toast in the...
Hugh Hefner: Heaven’s not as good as my house to be honest
Multi-millionaire Hugh Hefner reached heaven this week, and was disappointed to find it didn’t live up to his usual lifestyle.
‘Hef’, as he is known,...
Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers
Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time.
The ‘comedian’, famed for his...
Hurricane Maria to visit Washington DC to view Trump damage
The hurricane is to visit the US next week to view the damage caused by President Trump.
As President Trump finally prepares to visit Puerto...
Men tell women to give glass ceiling ‘bit of a clean’
The men at a Chester based accountants have told the female staff members to give their glass ceiling a bit of a clean, it...
NFL player takes knee in protest, accidentally gets engaged to cheerleader
NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the national anthem this weekend to protest Donald Trump, and inadvertently found himself engaged to cheerleader...
Microsoft struggles with number of people asking where Apple store is
Microsoft had a busy day today as staff at its stores nationwide struggled with the demand from people wanting to know where the Apple...
