Kevin Davy White leaves The X Factor as part of EU’s Brexit demands
This year’s The X Factor competition has been thrown into turmoil after finalist Kevin Davey White has returned to France, amid demands from the...
Ellesmere Port bids for European Capital of Culture
In a surprisingly pointless move, the town of Ellesmere Port has made a very late bid for European Capital of Culture, with the bid...
Ellesmere Port becomes first UK town to ditch roundabout rules
In a bold move, Ellesmere Port has become the first town in Britain to ditch roundabout regulations, it has been revealed. Council leaders announced...
Energy companies admit to government targets on culling pensioners
It emerged this week that the nation’s Big Six energy companies are helping the government to curb the population by culling elderly customers. The...
Ellesmere Port wins European grant for abandoned trolley installation art
There was a huge financial boost this week for the struggling town of Ellesmere Port, as it was awarded a European grant for its...
Couple delighted to pay three times price for TV from Brighthouse
A Chester couple, Martha and Mark Macintosh, have commented on their excitement at purchasing a £300 TV from Brighthouse for a total cost of...
Costa Coffee to open further 23 branches in Ellesmere Port
The growing coffee brand plans to expand its current range of seven locations within Ellesmere Port to 23 by the end of 2018, it...
Grace Arms Pub to make way for mosque
The future of the Grace Arms Pub, in Ellesmere Port, has become even more clouded as the developers are now planning to bulldoze the...
Montoya to May: I do not think ‘Strong and Stable’ means what you think...
Swashbuckling Spaniard, Inigo Montoya, has cast doubts on Prime Minister Theresa May’s understanding of the phrase ‘Strong and Stable’.
Montoya, speaking exclusively to the Bugle,...
ISIS takes credit for London photo bombing
Terrorist organisation ISIS has claimed responsibility for the brutal photo bombing of a Cheshire couple’s holiday photo in London.
Tom and Tammy Simkins, from Trinity...
