Jeremy Hunt’s parents confirm typo when registering his name
The parents of Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt have confirmed there was a typo when they registered his name, and his name is actually Jeremy...
Racist morons shocked chief racist moron banned from Twitter
A cluster of racist idiots have expressed their dismay on the social networking website, Twitter, about the banning of their imperious leader.
The decision by...
England Car Flags BANNED by Brussels
Police instructed to issue £50 spot fines for anyone caught with them on their cars.
In a parting shot against the UK, European bureaucrats...
Costa Coffee to open new coffee shops inside people’s houses
Virally spreading coffee chain, Costa Coffee, has launched a new scheme to open coffee shops inside the homes of customers, and the expanding company...
Londoner phones Liverpool and spends 10 minutes speaking with fax machine
A businessman from London recently spent 10 minutes on the phone to a fax machine, believing he was speaking with a scouser.
The man, thirty-eight-year-old...
José Mourinho advising government on quick European exit
With Brexit talks reaching a critical point this week, the government has turned to an expert on exiting Europe. Manchester United manager José Mourinho...
Game of Thrones struggling to find UK locations where winter hasn’t already arrived
Producers on the hit HBO series, Game of Thrones, have been struggling to find locations within the UK for filming where winter is merely...
Brighthouse now accepting human souls as payment
Popular chav store, Brighthouse, has confirmed it is now accepting human souls as payment for products in each of its 270+ shops.
The ‘rent to...
English FA announces team will boycott second half of World Cup (Again)
The English Football Association has announced the England Football team will boycott the second half of the World Cup in Russia, in protest against...
‘Sorry About the Smell’ voted NEW Ellesmere Port town slogan
A competition to find a new town slogan for Ellesmere Port has found a popular winner, with the chosen slogan set to be used...
