Britain devastated ‘wrong ginger’ leaving country
The UK is said to be absolutely devastated to discover the ginger packing up and leaving for the USA is NOT Ed Sheeran.
When news...
“I Told You I’d F*cking Get Rid Of Her!” – Kate Middleton yells at...
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, shocked onlookers today with a foul-mouthed outburst directed at Meghan Markle.
Middleton, who was in Chester to open new...
New MARVEL Superhero ‘No Sweat Man’ announced
MARVEL, the studio behind Spider-Man, The Hulk and Captain America, today announced a new superhero would be joining the ranks of The Avengers. The...
Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server
Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...
New Face of Bank of England £50 Note is Revealed
Sam Allardyce, the only England football manager with a 100% win record, has today been announced as the new face of the Bank of...
Richard Branson files for bankruptcy after booking Manchester to London on own train
Bonkers billionaire Branson Bankrupt after booking a last-minute fair on one of his own trains this week.
Richard Branson made the schoolboy error of buying...
Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration
The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...
Fresh excavation of Pompeii discovers evidence of early Cliff Richard tour
Archaeologists have uncovered a poster promoting a tour by UK pop star, Cliff Richard, displayed on a wall in the ruins of Pompeii.
Pompeii was...
Serial killers forced to meet Piers Morgan ‘Inhumane’ rules European court
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that serial killers being forced to meet with Piers Morgan for his TV series ‘Serial Killer...
The Voice winner once again forgets to tick box allowing publicity
This year's winner of The Voice, thingy, forgot to tick the box on their application form consenting to publicity. This oversight has happened every...