Jürgen Klopp to single-handedly complete stadium expansion by Sunday
Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp, expects to have the Anfield Road expansion completed by this weekend.
Klopp, who attended the ground-breaking ceremony earlier this week, didn't...
Rick Astley gives you up following stint in rehab
Quiffed 80’s icon Rick Astley has finally kicked his reliance on you after spending three weeks in rehab.
The Lancastrian entertainer famously insisted he was...
Tommy Robinson to ‘read’ the BFG on CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Loveable champion of the people, Tommy Robinson, is to 'read' a CBeebies Bedtime Story this week. Tommy will be reading the Roald Dahl classic...
McCanns to open childminding business
Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek...
Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle
Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia.
Actress, author and all-round nut-job...
New Face of Bank of England £50 Note is Revealed
Sam Allardyce, the only England football manager with a 100% win record, has today been announced as the new face of the Bank of...
Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast
Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...
Tommy Robinson urges supporters to boycott social media
People's champion, Tommy Robinson, has called for his army of loyal fans to boycott social media until his Facebook account is restored.
Tommy was banned...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews
Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn.
In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...
