Coronation Street / Eastenders Crossover to create Combined Soap Universe
Soap fans are in for a real treat later this year as plans have been announced for a Combined Soap Universe (CSU) to rival...
Tommy Robinson urges supporters to boycott social media
People's champion, Tommy Robinson, has called for his army of loyal fans to boycott social media until his Facebook account is restored.
Tommy was banned...
Jürgen Klopp to single-handedly complete stadium expansion by Sunday
Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp, expects to have the Anfield Road expansion completed by this weekend.
Klopp, who attended the ground-breaking ceremony earlier this week, didn't...
Boris Johnson to return to selling Sugar Puffs
Flop-haired serial shagger, Boris Johnson, is to return to his original career advertising Sugar Puffs on the television.
Boris walked out of the job...
Rachel Riley Hospitalised Trying To Calculate Vue Cinemas’ Popcorn Profit Margin
Mathematics bombshell, Rachel Riley, has been admitted to hospital suffering from fatigue after she attempted to calculate the profit margin on popcorn enjoyed by...
The Voice winner once again forgets to tick box allowing publicity
This year's winner of The Voice, thingy, forgot to tick the box on their application form consenting to publicity. This oversight has happened every...
Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers
Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time.
The ‘comedian’, famed for his...
Sacha Baron Cohen confirms Donald Trump is one of his characters
Comedy actor Sacha Baron Cohen, best known for playing Ali G and Borat, has today confirmed that President Donald Trump is in fact another...
Cliff Richard changes his name to Iff
Sir Cliff Richard has announced that he is following the example set by Kanye West, and has changed his name to ‘Iff’.
Kaye West recently...
Rick Astley gives you up following stint in rehab
Quiffed 80’s icon Rick Astley has finally kicked his reliance on you after spending three weeks in rehab.
The Lancastrian entertainer famously insisted he was...
