Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle
Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia.
Actress, author and all-round nut-job...
Trump gamifies executions with real games of HANGMAN
In an attempt to make state executions more interesting, and appealing to the public, President Trump has introduced the ‘gamification’ of executions.
Gamification is a...
Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast
Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...
Game of Thrones struggling to find UK locations where winter hasn’t already arrived
Producers on the hit HBO series, Game of Thrones, have been struggling to find locations within the UK for filming where winter is merely...
Prince Harry’s stag do to start in Ellesmere Port’s oldest surviving pub
The Horse & Jockey, the oldest surviving pub in Ellesmere Port, is to be the stage for the start of Prince Henry of Wales’...
Sacha Baron Cohen confirms Donald Trump is one of his characters
Comedy actor Sacha Baron Cohen, best known for playing Ali G and Borat, has today confirmed that President Donald Trump is in fact another...
The X Factor Live Shows Week 1 confirmed as Chesney Hawkes Week
As the annual TV singing competition, The X Factor, heads towards the live shows the theme for the first week has been leaked online.
The...
Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers
Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time.
The ‘comedian’, famed for his...
What happens when an irresistible twat meets an immovable cunt
Piers Morg*n and Donald Tr*mp met this weekend, to decide once and for all who was the bigger bellend. The Two Twitter Twats locked...
Sooty confirmed as new James Bond
Popular children’s entertainer Sooty has been confirmed as taking over from Daniel Craig in the 007 franchise. Daniel Craig’s next film, due later this...
