Richard Branson files for bankruptcy after booking Manchester to London on own train
Bonkers billionaire Branson Bankrupt after booking a last-minute fair on one of his own trains this week.
Richard Branson made the schoolboy error of buying...
Fresh excavation of Pompeii discovers evidence of early Cliff Richard tour
Archaeologists have uncovered a poster promoting a tour by UK pop star, Cliff Richard, displayed on a wall in the ruins of Pompeii.
Pompeii was...
What happens when an irresistible twat meets an immovable cunt
Piers Morg*n and Donald Tr*mp met this weekend, to decide once and for all who was the bigger bellend. The Two Twitter Twats locked...
The X Factor Live Shows Week 1 confirmed as Chesney Hawkes Week
As the annual TV singing competition, The X Factor, heads towards the live shows the theme for the first week has been leaked online.
The...
Jürgen Klopp to single-handedly complete stadium expansion by Sunday
Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp, expects to have the Anfield Road expansion completed by this weekend.
Klopp, who attended the ground-breaking ceremony earlier this week, didn't...
Sexually adventurous couple indicates how many fingers they like up the bum during sex
In a recent survey, a sexually adventurous couple told an interviewer how many fingers they like each other to put up their bum during...
Britain devastated ‘wrong ginger’ leaving country
The UK is said to be absolutely devastated to discover the ginger packing up and leaving for the USA is NOT Ed Sheeran.
When news...
New MARVEL Superhero ‘No Sweat Man’ announced
MARVEL, the studio behind Spider-Man, The Hulk and Captain America, today announced a new superhero would be joining the ranks of The Avengers. The...
People with “Be Kind” on their profile photo “Absolute Twats” study finds
The current trend of adding "Be Kind" to your profile photo on Facebook has been taken up by the country's biggest pricks, it has...
David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews
Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn.
In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...
