Cambridge Road speed limit reduced to Warp 6
The speed limit on Cambridge Road, Ellesmere Port, will soon been reduced to Warp 6, it has been confirmed. The new speed represents a...
‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg
The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...
Lorry driver begins 20-minute overtaking manoevre
The driver of a Pound Stretcher lorry has just commenced a marathon 20-minute overtaking manoeuvre on the M42. The lorry driver is attempting to...
Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’
A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...
Wrexham to force all away fans to speak Welsh
Chester FC's bitter rival, Wrexham A.F.C has confirmed that any away fans visiting the Racecourse Ground for football matches will be required to conduct...
Drivers who hog the middle lane to be put on a register
A new law will come into effect next year that will see middle-lane hoggers put on a register.
The law, which passed with a Commons...
2,500 people inadvertently sign petition BACKING Gypsy and Traveller site in Ellesmere Port
A double-negative has meant that over 2,500 people have signed an online petition BACKING the creation of a proposed transit site in Ellesmere Port...
Baggage handlers targeted on breakages – confirms Manchester Airport
A spokesperson for Manchester Airport has confirmed what passengers had believed for many years: their baggage handlers are actually targeted on breakages.
If you’ve ever...
Merseyrail asks passengers to suggest new excuses for delayed service
Merseyrail, the occasional operator of train services around Liverpool, Chester and Ellesmere Port, has asked passengers to suggest new excuses for their terrible service.
Train...
Train fares disprove ‘what goes up’ theory
The prices commuters have to pay for a train have, today, disproven the long-standing belief that ‘what goes up must come down’.
The theory, originally...
