Train fares disprove ‘what goes up’ theory
The prices commuters have to pay for a train have, today, disproven the long-standing belief that ‘what goes up must come down’.
The theory, originally...
2,500 people inadvertently sign petition BACKING Gypsy and Traveller site in Ellesmere Port
A double-negative has meant that over 2,500 people have signed an online petition BACKING the creation of a proposed transit site in Ellesmere Port...
Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’
A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...
Drivers who hog the middle lane to be put on a register
A new law will come into effect next year that will see middle-lane hoggers put on a register.
The law, which passed with a Commons...
Lorry driver begins 20-minute overtaking manoevre
The driver of a Pound Stretcher lorry has just commenced a marathon 20-minute overtaking manoeuvre on the M42. The lorry driver is attempting to...
Merseyrail plays ‘Big Bang Theory’ style prank on passengers
The pranksters at Merseyrail have admitted to playing an elaborate practical joke on passengers, inspired by the cult US comedy 'The Big Bang Theory'.
The...
Merseyrail asks passengers to suggest new excuses for delayed service
Merseyrail, the occasional operator of train services around Liverpool, Chester and Ellesmere Port, has asked passengers to suggest new excuses for their terrible service.
Train...
Ellesmere Port becomes first UK town to ditch roundabout rules
In a bold move, Ellesmere Port has become the first town in Britain to ditch roundabout regulations, it has been revealed. Council leaders announced...
‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg
The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...
Shitting in a cupboard voted best thing about caravan holidays
In a recent survey of caravaners from The Caravan Club, taking a shit in a cupboard came top of the most enjoyed things about...
