Drivers who hog the middle lane to be put on a register
A new law will come into effect next year that will see middle-lane hoggers put on a register.
The law, which passed with a Commons...
2,500 people inadvertently sign petition BACKING Gypsy and Traveller site in Ellesmere Port
A double-negative has meant that over 2,500 people have signed an online petition BACKING the creation of a proposed transit site in Ellesmere Port...
Blacks to use back 6 rows confirms Ryanair
Budget airline Ryanair has confirmed plans to dispel the current belief that it tolerates racism aboard its aircraft. The plans, outlined this morning, include...
Merseyrail asks passengers to suggest new excuses for delayed service
Merseyrail, the occasional operator of train services around Liverpool, Chester and Ellesmere Port, has asked passengers to suggest new excuses for their terrible service.
Train...
British passengers forced to strip for EU airport security following Brexit
Anyone travelling to within the EU on a British passport will now be forced to strip naked for airport security, it has been revealed.
The...
Train fares disprove ‘what goes up’ theory
The prices commuters have to pay for a train have, today, disproven the long-standing belief that ‘what goes up must come down’.
The theory, originally...
M56 to become a Toll Road
Secret plans were leaked this week to turn the M56 into a toll road.
Regular users of the motorway will be aware of the almost...
Dance group 2 Unlimited admit there is a limit after attending Speed Awareness Course
The dance duo 2 Unlimited, consisting of Belgian rapper Ray Slijngaard and Dutch singer Anita Doth, have been forced to concede there is a...
Wrexham to force all away fans to speak Welsh
Chester FC's bitter rival, Wrexham A.F.C has confirmed that any away fans visiting the Racecourse Ground for football matches will be required to conduct...
I’ve got 99 problems but the bitch ain’t one – insists train enthusiast
Local Ellesmere Port train spotter, Colin Bland, claims to have 99 problems in his life but the bitch, he says, is not amongst them.
Colin...
