Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’
A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...
Cambridge Road speed limit reduced to Warp 6
The speed limit on Cambridge Road, Ellesmere Port, will soon been reduced to Warp 6, it has been confirmed. The new speed represents a...
Shitting in a cupboard voted best thing about caravan holidays
In a recent survey of caravaners from The Caravan Club, taking a shit in a cupboard came top of the most enjoyed things about...
Government Coronavirus plan to quarantine Wirral EXPOSED
A secret plan formed by the UK government to contain the coronavirus has been exposed. In the top-secret document, plans are detailed on how...
Light snow opens up new chapter in Merseyrail excuses manual
A light dusting of snow this weekend allowed Merseyrail to open up a seldom used chapter in their excuses manual. The much-maligned train operator...
Woman’s yeast infection disproves ‘What happens in Vegas’ theory
Twenty-two-year-old Debbie, from Ellesmere Port, has contracted a terrible YEAST INFECTION on a recent trip to Las Vegas with the girlies.
Debbie travelled out to...
M56 to become a Toll Road
Secret plans were leaked this week to turn the M56 into a toll road.
Regular users of the motorway will be aware of the almost...
Beluga XL not big enough for your Ma
The Beluga XL has arrived in Hawarden, after flying over Chester and Ellesmere Port, to pick up your Ma. Unfortunately, despite its enormous size...
Richard Branson files for bankruptcy after booking Manchester to London on own train
Bonkers billionaire Branson Bankrupt after booking a last-minute fair on one of his own trains this week.
Richard Branson made the schoolboy error of buying...
2,500 people inadvertently sign petition BACKING Gypsy and Traveller site in Ellesmere Port
A double-negative has meant that over 2,500 people have signed an online petition BACKING the creation of a proposed transit site in Ellesmere Port...
