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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Energy companies admit to government targets on culling pensioners

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It emerged this week that the nation’s Big Six energy companies are helping the government to curb the population by culling elderly customers. The...

Ellesmere Port wins European grant for abandoned trolley installation art

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There was a huge financial boost this week for the struggling town of Ellesmere Port, as it was awarded a European grant for its...

Montoya to May: I do not think ‘Strong and Stable’ means what you think...

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Swashbuckling Spaniard, Inigo Montoya, has cast doubts on Prime Minister Theresa May’s understanding of the phrase ‘Strong and Stable’. Montoya, speaking exclusively to the Bugle,...

ISIS takes credit for London photo bombing

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Terrorist organisation ISIS has claimed responsibility for the brutal photo bombing of a Cheshire couple’s holiday photo in London. Tom and Tammy Simkins, from Trinity...

Guns to be made compulsory in US schools

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President Trump today announced that US school children would be forced to carry guns while on school grounds to keep them safe from any...

Drivers who hog the middle lane to be put on a register

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A new law will come into effect next year that will see middle-lane hoggers put on a register. The law, which passed with a Commons...

EU states ‘Eggy Bread’ to be named ‘French Toast’

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In what politicians have dubbed a ‘cheap parting shot’, the EU has decreed that Eggy Bread must now be called French Toast in the...

Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers

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Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time. The ‘comedian’, famed for his...

Hurricane Maria to visit Washington DC to view Trump damage

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The hurricane is to visit the US next week to view the damage caused by President Trump. As President Trump finally prepares to visit Puerto...

NFL player takes knee in protest, accidentally gets engaged to cheerleader

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NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the national anthem this weekend to protest Donald Trump, and inadvertently found himself engaged to cheerleader...

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