What happens when an irresistible twat meets an immovable cunt
Piers Morg*n and Donald Tr*mp met this weekend, to decide once and for all who was the bigger bellend. The Two Twitter Twats locked...
Mr Men range updated with Mr Unemployed and Little Miss Brexit
In an effort to appeal to a more modern audience, the line of Mr Men and Little Miss books is receiving a make-over, with...
Zombie Apocalypse broke out in Ellesmere Port 6 weeks ago – NOBODY noticed
Ellesmere Port has been confirmed as Ground Zero for the zombie apocalypse, although the people of Ellesmere Port are completely unaware of anything out...
Donald Trump cancels King’s Landing visit
Orange buffoon, Donald Trump, has cancelled his visit to King’s Landing amid fears he wouldn’t be welcome in Westeros by the Lannisters.
Trump was due...
Trump gamifies executions with real games of HANGMAN
In an attempt to make state executions more interesting, and appealing to the public, President Trump has introduced the ‘gamification’ of executions.
Gamification is a...
Paul Burrell announces Ellesmere Port mayoral candidacy
Beloved TV celebrity, Paul Burrell, has announced he is to stand for mayor of Ellesmere Port when the current mayor, Peter Rooney, ends his...
Sexually adventurous couple indicates how many fingers they like up the bum during sex
In a recent survey, a sexually adventurous couple told an interviewer how many fingers they like each other to put up their bum during...
EU orders UK supermarkets to stop baking French products
In another swipe at the UK’s decision to vote for Brexit, the EU has ordered three of the four big UK supermarkets to stop...
Kevin Davy White leaves The X Factor as part of EU’s Brexit demands
This year’s The X Factor competition has been thrown into turmoil after finalist Kevin Davey White has returned to France, amid demands from the...
Ellesmere Port bids for European Capital of Culture
In a surprisingly pointless move, the town of Ellesmere Port has made a very late bid for European Capital of Culture, with the bid...
