Ellesmere Port residents to be hit by proposed new Trolley Tax
Residents of ELLESMERE PORT are expected to be some of the worst affected in the UK if the Tories' new proposed ‘Trolley Tax’ is...
Rick Astley gives you up following stint in rehab
Quiffed 80’s icon Rick Astley has finally kicked his reliance on you after spending three weeks in rehab.
The Lancastrian entertainer famously insisted he was...
Chester restaurant charges breastfeeding mum corkage fee
An Italian restaurant in Chester has caused outrage among mothers’ groups after it charged a breastfeeding mother a corkage fee for feeding her child.
The...
Jeremy Kyle clears calendar after visit to Ellesmere Port
Bug-eyed aggressive chav baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has cleared his calendar for the next 6 months after spending 20 minutes in the Port Arcades in...
What happens when an irresistible twat meets an immovable cunt
Piers Morg*n and Donald Tr*mp met this weekend, to decide once and for all who was the bigger bellend. The Two Twitter Twats locked...
Chester FC needs to raise £50,000 to pay interest on £5 Wonga loan from...
Chester FC has announced it is in deep financial bother this week as it needs to raise £50,000 by the end of the month...
£2 MILLION lottery winner plans to spend HALF of fortune on 5 days at...
Ellesmere Port woman Mary Chow is excitedly planning a holiday of a lifetime at Center Parcs after scooping £2 million on this week’s lottery.
Mary,...
English F.A. accidentally appoints wrong Neville after Phil answers Gary’s phone
The English F.A. was left red-faced this morning after they realised they had appointed Phil Neville instead of Gary Neville as the manager of...
Mr Men range updated with Mr Unemployed and Little Miss Brexit
In an effort to appeal to a more modern audience, the line of Mr Men and Little Miss books is receiving a make-over, with...
Zombie Apocalypse broke out in Ellesmere Port 6 weeks ago – NOBODY noticed
Ellesmere Port has been confirmed as Ground Zero for the zombie apocalypse, although the people of Ellesmere Port are completely unaware of anything out...
