Mrs Brown’s Boys officially the second biggest cause of suicides over festive period
Figures released by emotional support charity, The Samaritans, show that the BBC 'comedy' Mrs Brown's Boys was responsible for the second highest number of...
Gerry McCann to enter the jungle
Parenting expert, Gerry McCann, has been revealed as the latest celebrity to enter the jungle on ITV’s hit show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me...
Sacha Baron Cohen confirms Donald Trump is one of his characters
Comedy actor Sacha Baron Cohen, best known for playing Ali G and Borat, has today confirmed that President Donald Trump is in fact another...
Michael Gove returns to animated crime-fighting job
In a shock announcement that will further destabilise Prime Minister Theresa May’s shaky government, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has stood down from his post...
New Brexit Secretary, Snake Plissken, pledges Escape from Europe
Theresa May has taken the unorthodox step of appointing fictional outlaw Snake Plissken as the new Brexit Secretary. Plissken has a reputation of not...
ITV confirms Jungle Winner to be new Brexit Secretary
ITV has confirmed the winner of this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here will become the new Brexit Secretary, and will...
Spice Girls to perform at Whitby Sports & Social Club
90s girl group, the Spice Girls, have added Ellesmere Port’s Whitby Sports & Social Club to their tour dates for 2019.
The Spice Girls, who...
Freedome now FREE after successful false advertising claim
ADHD creche, the Freedome in Ellesmere Port, has been forced to stop charging customers after a successful challenge over its name.
Single mother, and junior...
Cliff Richard changes his name to Iff
Sir Cliff Richard has announced that he is following the example set by Kanye West, and has changed his name to ‘Iff’.
Kaye West recently...
The X Factor Live Shows Week 1 confirmed as Chesney Hawkes Week
As the annual TV singing competition, The X Factor, heads towards the live shows the theme for the first week has been leaked online.
The...
