Cliff Richard changes his name to Iff
Sir Cliff Richard has announced that he is following the example set by Kanye West, and has changed his name to ‘Iff’.
Kaye West recently...
The X Factor Live Shows Week 1 confirmed as Chesney Hawkes Week
As the annual TV singing competition, The X Factor, heads towards the live shows the theme for the first week has been leaked online.
The...
Tommy Robinson to ‘read’ the BFG on CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Loveable champion of the people, Tommy Robinson, is to 'read' a CBeebies Bedtime Story this week. Tommy will be reading the Roald Dahl classic...
Sooty confirmed as new James Bond
Popular children’s entertainer Sooty has been confirmed as taking over from Daniel Craig in the 007 franchise. Daniel Craig’s next film, due later this...
Queen wins Chester’s inaugural gurning competition
Her Majesty the Queen arrived in Chester this afternoon to enter the town’s inaugural gurning competition, where people attempt to make the most unpleasant...
Boris Johnson to represent UK in Eurovision 2019
UK to show Europe what an idiot who just makes stupid noises is all about.
Following the winner of this year’s Eurovision, Netta from Israel,...
Room without a roof not particularly ‘happy’ Pharrell informed
Popular rapper Pharrell Williams has been informed that a room missing its roof isn’t particularly happy, correcting his earlier confusion.
In an upbeat tune, Pharrell...
Boring James Milner parody account to SUE James Milner for copyright infringement
The PARODY Twitter account for James Milner, @BoringMilner, has announced it is suing the Liverpool player James Milner for copyright infringement.
For several years Boring...
Ellesmere Port police issues WARNING over gang of wanted fugitives
Locals in Ellesmere Port have been warned by police to be vigilant over a gang of escaped convicts who are believed to be active...
Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey questioned by police over celebrity deaths
Arsenal and Wales footballer, Aaron Ramsey, is today being questioned by Metropolitan Police detectives over a spate of celebrity deaths.
It is alleged that Mr...