It’s that time of the year again when creepy old men can hand out sweets to young children without society judging them for their actions.
Every other day of the year it’s frowned upon for older gentlemen in bathrobes to entice children to their house with the promise of sweets and chocolate but, oddly, on October 31st it’s actively encouraged.
Parents willingly send their little ones out into the night to knock on doors, having no idea what awaits them. Some even march their children around the streets, pushing them up garden paths and into the doorways of complete strangers.
Well-known pervert, John Herbert, looks forward to Halloween every year and always buys a big box of treats for the neighbourhood children. Here he is ensuring some local children get their sweets this year.
Are your children off to see some creepy old men this evening?
Heck yeah! I cant believe it! I”ve done it last 54 years in a row! But, sadly, they’re getting older. I want little children again! Heck yeah!