Woman’s yeast infection disproves ‘What happens in Vegas’ theory
Twenty-two-year-old Debbie, from Ellesmere Port, has contracted a terrible YEAST INFECTION on a recent trip to Las Vegas with the girlies.
Debbie travelled out to...
Light snow opens up new chapter in Merseyrail excuses manual
A light dusting of snow this weekend allowed Merseyrail to open up a seldom used chapter in their excuses manual. The much-maligned train operator...
Merseyrail asks passengers to suggest new excuses for delayed service
Merseyrail, the occasional operator of train services around Liverpool, Chester and Ellesmere Port, has asked passengers to suggest new excuses for their terrible service.
Train...
Blacks to use back 6 rows confirms Ryanair
Budget airline Ryanair has confirmed plans to dispel the current belief that it tolerates racism aboard its aircraft. The plans, outlined this morning, include...
Baggage handlers targeted on breakages – confirms Manchester Airport
A spokesperson for Manchester Airport has confirmed what passengers had believed for many years: their baggage handlers are actually targeted on breakages.
If you’ve ever...
Merseyrail plays ‘Big Bang Theory’ style prank on passengers
The pranksters at Merseyrail have admitted to playing an elaborate practical joke on passengers, inspired by the cult US comedy 'The Big Bang Theory'.
The...
Geordie buys long-sleeved T-Shirt for Chicago trip
A 19-year-old Geordie lad, named Jon, has purchased a long-sleeved Tee for his trip to Chicago after learning of the extra-cold weather they're experiencing...
