Boring James Milner parody account to SUE James Milner for copyright infringement
The PARODY Twitter account for James Milner, @BoringMilner, has announced it is suing the Liverpool player James Milner for copyright infringement.
For several years Boring...
Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle
Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia.
Actress, author and all-round nut-job...
Harry Kane changes name to ‘Black Lives Matter’ and claims every goal scored this...
Tottenham striker, Harry Kane, has officially changed his name via deed poll to Black Lives Matter and has lodged a claim with the Premier...
TARDIS requires extension to fit John Bishop’s teeth
Following the news that scouse comedian, John Bishop, was joining the ranks of Doctor Who it has been confirmed by the BBC that the...
Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers
Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time.
The ‘comedian’, famed for his...
Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration
The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...
Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey questioned by police over celebrity deaths
Arsenal and Wales footballer, Aaron Ramsey, is today being questioned by Metropolitan Police detectives over a spate of celebrity deaths.
It is alleged that Mr...
Rick Astley gives you up following stint in rehab
Quiffed 80’s icon Rick Astley has finally kicked his reliance on you after spending three weeks in rehab.
The Lancastrian entertainer famously insisted he was...
Louie Spence announces the gays will hit Texas with another hurricane
Louie Spence has convened a meeting of the nation’s top gays to discuss the recent accusations from religious leaders. The gays have been blamed...
Cliff Richard changes his name to Iff
Sir Cliff Richard has announced that he is following the example set by Kanye West, and has changed his name to ‘Iff’.
Kaye West recently...