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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Merseyrail plays ‘Big Bang Theory’ style prank on passengers

The pranksters at Merseyrail have admitted to playing an elaborate practical joke on passengers, inspired by the cult US comedy 'The Big...

Beluga XL not big enough for your Ma

The Beluga XL has arrived in Hawarden, after flying over Chester and Ellesmere Port, to pick up your Ma. Unfortunately, despite its...

Geordie buys long-sleeved T-Shirt for Chicago trip

A 19-year-old Geordie lad, named Jon, has purchased a long-sleeved Tee for his trip to Chicago after learning of the extra-cold weather...

Blacks to use back 6 rows confirms Ryanair

Budget airline Ryanair has confirmed plans to dispel the current belief that it tolerates racism aboard its aircraft. The plans, outlined this morning, include...

Shitting in a cupboard voted best thing about caravan holidays

In a recent survey of caravaners from The Caravan Club, taking a shit in a cupboard came top of the most enjoyed things about...

2,500 people inadvertently sign petition BACKING Gypsy and Traveller site in Ellesmere Port

A double-negative has meant that over 2,500 people have signed an online petition BACKING the creation of a proposed transit site in Ellesmere Port...

Lorry driver begins 20-minute overtaking manoevre

The driver of a Pound Stretcher lorry has just commenced a marathon 20-minute overtaking manoeuvre on the M42. The lorry driver is attempting to...

Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’

A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...

£2 MILLION lottery winner plans to spend HALF of fortune on 5 days at...

Ellesmere Port woman Mary Chow is excitedly planning a holiday of a lifetime at Center Parcs after scooping £2 million on this week’s lottery. Mary,...

Dance group 2 Unlimited admit there is a limit after attending Speed Awareness Course

The dance duo 2 Unlimited, consisting of Belgian rapper Ray Slijngaard and Dutch singer Anita Doth, have been forced to concede there is a...

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