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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Boring James Milner parody account to SUE James Milner for copyright infringement

The PARODY Twitter account for James Milner, @BoringMilner, has announced it is suing the Liverpool player James Milner for copyright infringement. For several years Boring...

Racist morons shocked chief racist moron banned from Twitter

A cluster of racist idiots have expressed their dismay on the social networking website, Twitter, about the banning of their imperious leader. The decision by...

Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’

A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...

Pornhub to follow Formula One and ban attractive women

Pornography website Pornhub has announced it is to follow F1 and darts by banning attractive women. Formula One announced, this week, that it was banning...

Police helicopter befuddles bemused locals

The presence of the police helicopter in Ellesmere Port causes utter commotion every time it takes to the air, it has been confirmed. The...

Facebook group admin sexually aroused by deleting posts

One of the admins of a popular Facebook group has admitted to becoming sexually aroused every time he deletes a post. The man, who...
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Microsoft struggles with number of people asking where Apple store is

Microsoft had a busy day today as staff at its stores nationwide struggled with the demand from people wanting to know where the Apple...

New app allows drivers to indicate with their phone

A new app has been released that allows motorists to indicate left or right using their thumb, while they're driving. The recent law change making...

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