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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

McCanns to open childminding business

Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek...

CONFIRMED: 97% of chefs wipe their cock on Piers Morgan’s food

A recent poll of the nation's chefs has confirmed that 97% admitted to wiping their cock on Piers Morgan's food before he...

Confusing Drink Drive limit replaced with ‘Five and Drive’ rule

The amount of alcohol you can safely drink before driving is to be made simpler under new legislation. The ‘Five and Drive’ rule will...

Prince Harry’s stag do to start in Ellesmere Port’s oldest surviving pub

The Horse & Jockey, the oldest surviving pub in Ellesmere Port, is to be the stage for the start of Prince Henry of Wales’...

Cheddar Man declared ‘Fit for work’ by DWP

The Cheddar Man, who has not been officially named for legal reasons, has been declared fit for work by the Department for Work and...

‘All you can drink’ pub to open in Ellesmere Port

A new pub is to open in Ellesmere Port town centre with an ‘all you can drink’ for £14.99 offer. The pub is part of...

Ellesmere Port terrorised by big metal sky dragon

Ellesmere Port residents live in the grip of fear of a great mechanical beast that flies through the night skies, spreading terror to the...

Shitting in a cupboard voted best thing about caravan holidays

In a recent survey of caravaners from The Caravan Club, taking a shit in a cupboard came top of the most enjoyed things about...

500 DEAD as Stanlow fire sparks Ellesmere Port Purge

A raging fire at the Stanlow Oil Refinery yesterday sparked Ellesmere Port’s first annual PURGE, which saw over 500 people killed during the evening’s...

Fat kids turn to cannibalism as McDonalds closes for three months

As the shocking news emerged today that Cheshire Oaks McDonalds is closing for three months, Ellesmere Port’s fat kids have already started eating each...

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