Beluga XL not big enough for your Ma
The Beluga XL has arrived in Hawarden, after flying over Chester and Ellesmere Port, to pick up your Ma. Unfortunately, despite its...
Cleaner praises man who throws chewing gum into urinal
A seventy-two-year-old woman from Ellesmere Port, Viv Thomas, has heaped praise on an unknown man for constantly spitting his chewing gum into...
Margaret Thatcher statue to be displayed in Ellesmere Port
The statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, is to be displayed in Ellesmere Port, it has been revealed.
Geordie buys long-sleeved T-Shirt for Chicago trip
A 19-year-old Geordie lad, named Jon, has purchased a long-sleeved Tee for his trip to Chicago after learning of the extra-cold weather...
4×4 drivers especially smug this morning
Some light snowfall in certain areas of the UK, including Ellesmere Port and Chester, has resulted in increased smugness levels from 4x4...
Boris Johnson to return to selling Sugar Puffs
Flop-haired serial shagger, Boris Johnson, is to return to his original career advertising Sugar Puffs on the television.
CONFIRMED: 97% of chefs wipe their cock on Piers Morgan’s food
A recent poll of the nation's chefs has confirmed that 97% admitted to wiping their cock on Piers Morgan's food before he...
Childless Couple Seeks ‘Most Annoying’ Christmas Present for Friends’ Kids
A childless, incredibly happy, couple from Chester are shopping for the most annoying Christmas present for their friends' kids.
Twenty-somethings Jenny and James Rowlands, from...
Gammons enraged nobody wants to own f*cking up the UK
The nation’s gammons are said to be furious that nobody wants to take ownership for utterly f*cking up the country.
Today saw Dominic Raab, the...
Freedome now FREE after successful false advertising claim
ADHD creche, the Freedome in Ellesmere Port, has been forced to stop charging customers after a successful challenge over its name.
Single mother, and junior...
