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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Ellesmere Port Gym FORCED to have gender-neutral changing rooms

Gender campaigners have won a battle to force an Ellesmere Port gym to ditch its outdated ‘male’ and ‘female’ changing rooms in favour of...

Lorry driver begins 20-minute overtaking manoevre

The driver of a Pound Stretcher lorry has just commenced a marathon 20-minute overtaking manoeuvre on the M42. The lorry driver is attempting to...

Not a single problem that couldn’t be solved with more guns – claims Trump

Orange buffoon, Donald Trump, declared there isn’t a single problem in the world that couldn’t be solved by adding more guns to the mix. Speaking...

Facebook requests for ‘Eye Tint TIA’ confirmed as code for ANAL BLEACHING

Eye Tint TIA actually means 'Anal Bleaching - Troublesome Itchy Anus' it has been revealed. Frequent requests on Facebook groups for someone to do ‘Eye...

Scientists PROVE giving birth ‘not that painful’

LEADING scientists have today proven that the ‘pain’ women claim to feel during childbirth is, in fact, not that painful at all. For many years...

Woman asking for recommendations on Facebook really wants the cheapest

An Ellesmere Port woman posting on Facebook for personal recommendations isn’t in the slightest bit interested in the quality, it has been confirmed. Twenty-six-year-old...

Ellesmere Port Asda first to hire FAT PEOPLE as human bicycle racks

Chubby trouser tamers can now earn some extra pasty money by acting as bicycle racks outside Asda in Ellesmere Port. The move was announced this...

David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews

Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn. In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...

Coinstar CEO laughing tits off at poor who give him money

The CEO of Coinstar, Erik E. Prusch, has been laughing his absolute tits off at all of the poor people who chuck their money...

People who put milk in tea first have lower IQs, confirm scientists

A new report from leading scientists has confirmed that people who put their milk in their tea before the water suffer from lower intelligence....

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