Cambridge Road speed limit reduced to Warp 6
The speed limit on Cambridge Road, Ellesmere Port, will soon been reduced to Warp 6, it has been confirmed. The new speed represents a...
I’m a Celebrity swapping Bush Tucker Trial for Wetherspoons’ Lunch Menu
Popular z-list career revival show, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, is swapping its famous Bush Tucker Trial for the more unpalatable...
Police release image of man sought over ‘incident’ in Whitby Park
CHESHIRE Police has released an image from CCTV showing a man they're interested in speaking with over an incident in Whitby Park this weekend.
The...
The Station Hotel wins ‘Best Kept Pub’ in Ellesmere Port
The Station Hotel has won the coveted title of 'Best Kept Pub' in Ellesmere Port.
In a hotly contested competition, the historical Station Hotel (situated...
Scientists discover new lifeform in Wetherspoon’s carpet
A team of scientists, from the University of Wyoming, has made a scientific breakthrough in Chester, of all places. The award-winning team has been...
Couple only staying together because they both like getting pissed
Chester couple, Tom and Debbie Shanks, have admitted they’re only staying together because of their mutual love of getting absolutely shitfaced.
The couple have been...
Americans insist light beer isn’t shit
Americans, this week, insisted that light beers such as ‘Bud Light’ and ‘Coors Light’ aren’t shit.
While the rest of the world, the UK in...
Ellesmere Port rejoices as ‘scratchies’ to become Olympic sport
Ellesmere Port was, this morning, rejoicing at the news scratch cards (or 'scratchies) would be an event at the next Olympics.
During many Olympic Games...
Man’s idea of cleaning the bathroom “different to wife’s”, research finds
An Ellesmere Port man has recently discovered his attempts to clean the bathroom are not up to the standard his wife was expecting.
James Tomkins,...
Man’s ‘Wank Bank’ emptied after seeing photo of mum in thong
An Ellesmere Port man, Dave Thomas from Little Sutton, has had his entire wank bank emptied in a shocking incident this week.
As Dave was...
