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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Sacha Baron Cohen confirms Donald Trump is one of his characters

Comedy actor Sacha Baron Cohen, best known for playing Ali G and Borat, has today confirmed that President Donald Trump is in fact another...

Michael Gove returns to animated crime-fighting job

In a shock announcement that will further destabilise Prime Minister Theresa May’s shaky government, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has stood down from his post...

New Brexit Secretary, Snake Plissken, pledges Escape from Europe

Theresa May has taken the unorthodox step of appointing fictional outlaw Snake Plissken as the new Brexit Secretary. Plissken has a reputation of not...

ITV confirms Jungle Winner to be new Brexit Secretary

ITV has confirmed the winner of this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here will become the new Brexit Secretary, and will...

Gammons enraged nobody wants to own f*cking up the UK

The nation’s gammons are said to be furious that nobody wants to take ownership for utterly f*cking up the country. Today saw Dominic Raab, the...

Spice Girls to perform at Whitby Sports & Social Club

90s girl group, the Spice Girls, have added Ellesmere Port’s Whitby Sports & Social Club to their tour dates for 2019. The Spice Girls, who...

Ellesmere Port café wins Halloween decoration contest despite not putting up decorations

A local café, in the Port Arcades, has won a nationwide Halloween decoration contest without entering, or putting up a single Halloween decoration. The café,...

Cliff Richard changes his name to Iff

Sir Cliff Richard has announced that he is following the example set by Kanye West, and has changed his name to ‘Iff’. Kaye West recently...

The X Factor Live Shows Week 1 confirmed as Chesney Hawkes Week

As the annual TV singing competition, The X Factor, heads towards the live shows the theme for the first week has been leaked online. The...

Tommy Robinson to ‘read’ the BFG on CBeebies Bedtime Stories

Loveable champion of the people, Tommy Robinson, is to 'read' a CBeebies Bedtime Story this week. Tommy will be reading the Roald Dahl classic...

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