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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Piers Morgan still a cunt

It was today confirmed that annoying fat head, Piers Morgan, is still a cunt. Rumours were circulating online yesterday...

Arsenal defeat unites nation in mockery of Piers Morgan

Arsenal's latest humiliating defeat has brought the country together in its dislike of famed moron, Piers Morgan. The defeat...

Boris Johnson to return to selling Sugar Puffs

Flop-haired serial shagger, Boris Johnson, is to return to his original career advertising Sugar Puffs on the television.

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A recent poll of the nation's chefs has confirmed that 97% admitted to wiping their cock on Piers Morgan's food before he...

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Gerry McCann to enter the jungle

Parenting expert, Gerry McCann, has been revealed as the latest celebrity to enter the jungle on ITV’s hit show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me...

Sacha Baron Cohen confirms Donald Trump is one of his characters

Comedy actor Sacha Baron Cohen, best known for playing Ali G and Borat, has today confirmed that President Donald Trump is in fact another...

New Brexit Secretary, Snake Plissken, pledges Escape from Europe

Theresa May has taken the unorthodox step of appointing fictional outlaw Snake Plissken as the new Brexit Secretary. Plissken has a reputation of not...

Spice Girls to perform at Whitby Sports & Social Club

90s girl group, the Spice Girls, have added Ellesmere Port’s Whitby Sports & Social Club to their tour dates for 2019. The Spice Girls, who...

Cliff Richard changes his name to Iff

Sir Cliff Richard has announced that he is following the example set by Kanye West, and has changed his name to ‘Iff’. Kaye West recently...

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