In a recent conversation with friends Ellesmere Port man, John Chubs, has listed having a good shit as one of his favourite hobbies.
The discussion took place at The Rake pub, in Ellesmere Port, between John and several of his friends. The topic of conversation turned to hobbies, and his friends started to reel off the usual interests such as cycling, racket ball, walking and watching TV. John, however, much prefers the alone time he gets from having a mighty dump.
Strangely, on hearing John’s interest in evacuating his bowels, his friends also realised they shared his interest.
John’s friend Kevin, a plasterer from Little Sutton, commented:
When John said he enjoyed he a good shit I thought he was yanking my chain, but then I thought about it and yeah, I like forcing one out of a morning as well.
Speaking to the Bugle, John recounted how he revealed one of his favourite pastimes to his friends:
They were all banging on about sporty stuff and I was like, no, I’m not going to say something just to make myself look good. I like taking a shit, and I’m proud of that.
John added that he takes a lot of comfort from the solitary time he enjoys away from family, and the hustle and bustle of a busy house. It’s as much about the alone time as it is about the experience itself.
Sure, I love the feeling of a giant stool dropping from my poop shoot, but it’s the security of knowing nobody can walk in and ask me for something. I’m having a shit, and that’s my time.
John added that his ‘me time’ is usually confined to just 30 minutes, due to living in such a busy house, but he can make a shit last up to two hours on weekends or in the evenings.
What do the Bugle’s readers think about John’s admission? Do you like having a shit as much as John? Perhaps you live with someone who loves a good shit. Let us know in the comments.