In a recent survey, a sexually adventurous couple told an interviewer how many fingers they like each other to put up their bum during sex. Both members answered ‘two’, which seemed to be the norm, according to results.

The couple, Paul and Jayda, were interviewed in the sex survey as they exited a party they had been attending. Oddly, the party was listed as being ‘whites only’ even though they were both dressed in dark colours. Perhaps that was the reason for their early exit.

An early exit isn’t something they enjoy when it comes to fingers up the bum, however, as they both answered without hesitation. One thing neither of them enjoys, however, is chocolate fingers, unless it’s white chocolate.

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The survey was conducted by someone with too much time on their hands, and no real interest in surveys. They just wanted to ask really awkward questions to people who didn’t mind sharing their really dark personal opinions.

How many fingers do the Bugle’s readers like up the bum? Let us know in the comments below.

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